so bad, i had to look up the plot on imdb:
Waylon and Buddy decide to join the army as it appears to be their best option. But when they realize that they are part of a group that have been thrown into a medical experiment facility with a doctor who plans on turning them into ultimate killing machines, they must fight to destroy his other creations and save themselves
yeah... well i guess that doesn't really clear it up... um... the government tries to make people into perfect killers, obviously it goes wrong, people die, creepy test subject, and SPOILER ALERT!
theres a big explosion at the end that there isn't enough money to actually show
yup, you don't see it after the buildup. wow.
2.) Ghost Rider
even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. nic cage is great in some of his movies- this is not one of them. the lines he and all the other actors spew (e.g. Come over here and I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! ) reach a level of unintentional comedy that carrot top wishes he could harness.
just bad. it's bad. if it weren't for eva mendes' smokin hot bod, this would be # 1
3.) Doomsday
just saw this 'film' and let me tell you. i cannot accurately describe to you the experience.
theres a deadly virus, a la 28 days later (but dumber), lots of scotland/britain is quarantined and everyone inside is dead... or so you think
dun dun dunhhhhhhhhhhhhh
30 years later, the virus returns and the govt reveals there are survivors, they send a team in, blah blah, people are cannibals, vicious and billy idol-esque
others have retreated to the hills and regressed to a medieval society
yeah, dunno.
anyhoo, the heroine (right, the team is led by a smokin hot babe)leads another real cute survivor lady out in a bentley
actually i'm still not sure what happened in this movie. jesus christ. i think i wrote this exact script one night when i was really messed up (monster+ weed+ beer+ weed+ shots + itunes on random playing billy idol = will writes this movie)
my brain hurts, and i should used my ten bucks on something i coulda killed my brain cells with faster, like a bunch of tiny rocks i coulda snorted.
4.) Timeline
ok, so they took what I recall as a fairly interesting Michael Chrichton novel (about time travel), ate it, shat it out, and then ate it and barfed it up
this script is what came up.
here's all you need to know:
scene x- frenchmen speaking french, with subtitles
scene y- later in the, uh, 'movie' the french are back, and.... SPEAKING ENGLISH (no subtitles)
HOORAY
5.) Hulk
you know it.
more to follow
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