Dear, Mr. Drew

SWING THE FUCKING BAT LIKE A MAN
JESUS CHRIST

IF YOU PULL THIS LOOK AT 2 STRIKES CHECK SWING AT STRIKE 3 BULLSHIT IN THE PLAYOFFS WE OF RED SOX NATION ARE GOING TO RUN YOU OUT OF TOWN TARRED AND FEATHERED LIKE A FUCKING VEGAS SHOWGIRL YOU BIG NANCY



GODDAMNIT.



STEP IT UP, PUNK BITCH



SINCERELY,

US.

A letter:

Dear Tre Train,

Please publish a post and stop creating new ones and doing nothing about them. With all do respect, it bothers me more than your love of NoGradU. Now, I know there are many cute boys at your unspecified college in an undisclosed location, however, get your dick out of your hands so they are free to work the keyboard and maybe finish a goddamn post.


Regards,

The Management

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you...

Mr. Clay Buchholz.

Welcome to Boston, we've been expecting you.

What A Pick Up

Well, the trading deadline was supposed to shore up the Red Sox bullpen and it didn’t. All people were talking about was how the Sox were SET. They had the starting rotation, the line-up and ‘pen to make a serious run. Now, we have Hideki “I guess hitters have figured me out” Okajima in the 7th to Eric “way back” Gagne in the 8th. Remember when the bullpen gave you heart attacks, like in the ’03 season? Back when we just threw a guy out there and said “good luck?” well it feels like that is what we have going on right now except we guys designated to go throw the game away. Psh, the Yankees are now 4 game out of first in what was supposed to be a season of domination in the AL East. We are playing .500 baseball and it looks like the guys are getting bored out there. Do the Yankees really have to come close for there to be urgency on this team? I mean with all the focus on Barry Bonds* breaking the homerun record, the media has not really focused on the Yankees coming within 4 games of the Sox. Now that everyone has calmed down about Bonds*, maybe the media will start to put pressure on the boys with the Red Sox and talk about how epic of a collapse this would be for them to lose the AL East after having such a large lead to begin with. I just hope this is just a rut and the Sox will snap out of it because, if we peaked too soon like we did last year, then we will be the laughing stock of the baseball world. Lets not screw this one up boys.

EDIT: 9/17/07 Gagne blows ANOTHER save in a Sox uniform. He can't protect the 1 run lead to keep us 6 up on the Yankees. Way to go. Go play hockey.

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

I Present to you the ugliest, most masculine woman any of us will ever lay eyes on
(tretrain, i know it's tough, but pull your eyes away and read you big creeper)














Oh, hello, where are my manners? I almost forgot we had a blog for the three of us to read.

While I still try and perfectly reason my pro/con war of words raging over lindsay lohan's relative hotness, I have heard possibly the worst, most poorly worded, inadequately reasoned, and quiet frankly dumbest argument in the history of talk radio.

It's quite astonishing.

while listening to 850 WEEI Boston, a middle aged man called in and verbalized his argument for why Barry Bonds should be laid off of (the quote: 'nothing has been proven yet,' like we havent heard that before...).

His basic argument revolved around this (generalized) point: Barry Bonds probably has not taken steroids because (brace yourself) he has not dropped dead yet.


Yes, he went down a list of players and people who were known 'users' who had died of things that could be traced back to steroid use.


Wow. Sir, are you yourself on drugs? Barry Bonds isn't a user because he hasn't overused his weapon of mass distortion?


Come on.


That's like saying Keith Richards never used drugs because he hasn't died of an overdose yet.
Same for Ozzy Ozbourne.
Or the aforementioned Ms. Lohan.
Or that Paris Hilton doesnt have an exhibitionism problem, no, nevermind, that's a train of thought I'm leaving at the station.

It's like saying Joe Morgan wasn't dropped as a kid because he can still form near-coherent sentences.


Just because there is roundabout evidence that someone has a problem using (not so subtly with the case of Richards or Lohan, but gimme a break, I'm writing on the fly, that's the best I got right now).



Barry Bonds used steroids. period.


He used to be one of my favorite players.
He would have made the hall of fame first ballot.
He could have gone the Ted Williams route and made friends with selected media members after he retired.


But the roids got to his head (don't believe me? See for yourself:



























































grrrrrrrrrrr. BARRY ANGRY BARRY WANT EAT



honestly, the information is there.
people who are arguing at this point are just trying to cut their/barry's losses.
the man is a cheat.


to what degree we won't know until all the documentation is released/stolen and leaked




but really, people, when we're arguing that guys aren't using steroids because they haven't died from using steroids, you know baseball, and sports in general, are in a sorry state of affairs.




good night, and everyone enjoy So Taguchi and his travelling band of merry men


will.i.am

The Celtics would be very good...

if the NBA changed their rules and made the league a 3 on 3 league.

Kevin Garnett instantly legitimizes the NBA's most storied franchise by adding a feared low post presence to compliment perimeter scoring studs Ray Allen and Paul Pierce. It feels weird knowing that Danny Ainge has made some very shrewd moves to turn the Celtics around in one offseason. Many people criticized the Ray Allen trade from the Celtics perspective because they gave up Jeff Green but i disagree. I think Ainge made the right move. He acquired an unselfish star who wanted to be in Boston and was willing to play second, and now third fiddle in order to make it back to the playoffs. By the time (and if) Jeff Green develops into a go-to player in the L, Paul Pierce would've been past his prime and Big Al might've already moved on.

Ray Allen knew he couldn't win by himself, as did Pierce and Garnett so now that they are teaming together, we will see a dominant three headed monster that has a legitimate chance to make the NBA Finals and hang a 17th banner, point guard or not.