Dear Manny,

Where'd you go, we miss you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone, please COME BACK TO THE LINE UP.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE ARE LOSING GAMES BECAUSE YOU ARE OUT OF THE LINE UP. 20 MILL FOR YOU TO SIT ON THE BENCH BECAUSE YOUR BACK HURTS? AWWWWW POOR BABY. HERE IS AN IDEA, GET OFF THE BENCH, PICK UP A BAT AND HIT HOMERUNS TO HELP US WIN GAMES. MAYBE IT IS YOUR HAIR THAT IS CAUSING ALL YOUR BACK PROBLEMS. I AM SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A HAIR CUT AND STOP BEING SO TOP HEAVY. I MEAN COME ON, YOU DO KNOW WHAT A HAIR CUT IS, DON'T YOU? OR ARE YOU TO STONED TO KNOW?

Sincerely,
All of Boston