Pacman: "The Police Target Me"

Ummm...HAHAHAHAHAHA


No shit!

Let's see, uhh Pacman buddy, over the last two years you've been arrested or questioned over 9 times in Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia and Nevada.

Police arrested you for possession of marijuana in Atlanta when the stopped your Corvette and it "reeked like marijuana".

You were arrested another time for possession of marijuana and then handcuffed after you punched a police officer (always a good decision).

You were seen in surveillence footage in the middle of a fight at a gas station where gunshots were fired.

You were arrested in Murfreesboro, Tennessee at the Sweetwater Saloon after assaulting a woman who claims you spit in her face. I'm concerned about the spitting Pac but more importantly, what the fuck were you doing in Murfreesboro, Tennessee? Furthermore, where the fuck is Murfreesboro, Tennessee?

You were arrested, and suspended by the Titans, for spitting in the face of a girl at Club Mystic in Nashville. (I guess Pacman's a spitter not a swallower.)

And the granddaddy of 'em all. February 19, 2007. Minxx Gentleman's Club, Las Vegas. Allegedly you hurled $81,000 in cash in the air which naturally led to a brawl and many gunshots being fired. When all the dust had settled, and a Minxx bouncer lay dead, you demanded you money back.


I think it's safe to say that the cops would not be doing their jobs Pacman if they weren't constantly targeting you. Seeing you in public is like hitting the jackpot because every cop knows you are somehow breaking the law, it's just up to the cop to figure out what law you are breaking.


Please don't change Pacman, you have done America a great service. You have provided our police force with more action and our public with more laughter. We owe you a debt of gratitude.