ng the ball over almost 2 times a game.This shouldn't come as a shock to Heat fans. Antoine tortured Celtic's fans for years with his out of control play, constantly jacking threes only to hit one of ten and then he would celebrate with his trademarked "Wiggle". Gawd he was awful. The worst part about Antoine was that Celtic's announcer Tommy Heinsohn loved every second of his antics. And I love Tommy Heinsohn because he's guiltlessly biased towards the C's and no one minds. But Antoine...oh Antoine. Why did you tantalize us all those years by leading the Celtic's to the conference finals only to shit the bed once you got there. The Celt's finally got rid of you, then Danny Ainge shat the bed and got you back to Boston.
Anyways, apparently this wasn't the first time Antoine was robbed in Chicago. Back in 2000 he was robbed, along with Nazr (sketchiest first name in sports because its pronounced Nazi) Mohammed while sitting in a car waiting for a restaurant to open. Who goes out to eat early enough that the restaurants haven't opened yet? And furthermore, he was robbed of a $55,000 wrist watch. Who the hell spends $55,000 on a watch? Gawd Antoine you make me sick. Save the Heat's season next year by just retiring. No one wants to see you "wiggle" after you made you first three in ten tries.
2 comments:
I liked the story about the sad saga of antoine walker but what about Walter McCarty? Tommy Heinson loved him exponentially more than mr. walker, i mean did antoine ever have a saying such as "I LOVE WALTER!"
Antoine is not a bad guy, I met him once at a golf course. He was very nice, but wiggled too much. I agree with you t.c., the wiggle has to go.
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